Our Signs

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"Signboard reads: 'Wine makes you smarter, funnier, and prettier. (Results may vary.)'"
"Signboard reads: "Its Hot! Ice Cold! Wineritas Inside. "
"Signboard reads: "My hands are consuming more wine than my mouth!"
"Signboard reads: "Now that I have lived through the plague..."
"Signboard reads: "I wanted Zombies! This virus sucks! Wineritas to go!"
"Signboard reads: " Wine is red, chocolate is brown, bring them both to the bedroom it's about to go down."
"Signboard reads: " I'm not making resolutions this year... "
"Signboard reads: "I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person! Happy New Year!"
"Signboard reads: "Our wine pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives."
"Signboard reads: "Sotally Tober"
"Signboard reads: " Things I'm Grapeful For..."
"Signboard reads: "We don't... "
"Signboard reads: "If you were a glass of wine... "
"Signboard reads: "Drunk-O-Meter... "
"Signboard reads: "Let's get lucked Up "
"Signboard reads: "Wine the only known cure..."
"Signboard reads: " ...For Santa."
"Signboard reads: "I love drunk me... "
"Signboard reads: "Let's get hammered! #Sharkweek"
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"Signboard reads: "Why overthink..."
"Signboard reads: "Be festive drink until you fall."
"Signboard reads: "Wine or Whine."
"Signboard reads: "Happy Alcoholidays!"
"Signboard reads: "Mother (Muth-er) noun... "
"Signboard reads: "I'm not making any resolutions this year..."
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"Signboard reads: "I drink wine..."
"Signboard reads: "...No Hamsters! "